It sounds like he's on a 1935's variety show now too

“John Mulaney as he's meant to be heard”

ziraseal:

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

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sexhaver:

avantgardejazz:

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

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blueeyeddl:

blueeyeddl:

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Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.

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sometimestuesday:

ironleaves:

sometimestuesday:

Sylvia Plath was right

About what?

“Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.”

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anyone wanna move to ny with me and live out our 2010 indie kid dreams

heard theyre getting rid of porn cam to check if ur gonna all be ok haha jk im playin i have finals and im having a mental breakdown

distantvoices:

beauty at philipp plein spring 2018 rtw

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love:

Flower phone booths in Sao Paulo, Brazil

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hominishostilis:
“That man is afraid of nothing
”

hominishostilis:

That man is afraid of nothing

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thepostermovement:
“What We Do In The Shadows by Sara Deck
”

thepostermovement:

What We Do In The Shadows by Sara Deck

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